The Most Stressful Time of The Year!

 

 

It’s The Most Stressful Time of The Year!

Sung to the tune of the Andy Williams holiday classic “It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year”  (Sorry Andy!)

*Note – when you belt it out joyously, remember to add an extra syllable to “stressful”, like “stre-es-ful”

 

It’s the most stressful time of the year!

There’ll be constant list-making,

And sedative taking,

And winter is here!

It’s the most stressful time of the year!

 

It’s the spend-spendingest season of all!

With the robotic shopping,

While endless store hopping,

And trips to the mall.

It’s the spend-spendingest season of all!

 

They’ll be vodka for mixing

While light strings I’m fixing

And panhandlers out in the snow

There’ll be long line frustrations

And high-proof libations

With wind-chill of sixteen below!

 

It’s the most stressful time of the year!

I’ll renew my subscriptions,

And refill prescriptions,

For Xanax and beer!

It’s the most stressful time of the year!

 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from The Working Stiff!

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